According to Second City Cop, Da
Mayor, that droning, motley-minded nut-
hook, hath proclaimeth Thursday nigh,
be “Speaketh Like Shakespeare Day.”
And, pray tell, why wouldst we doeth this?

I finally deleted my account. I never use it and it doesn’t work when I do. Like, when I visit someone else’s blog who I know has MyBlogLog because they appear in my Recent Visitors widget (that I’ve deleted), my avatar never shows up on their Recent Visitors. WTF’s the point if they don’t even know you’ve been by?

I have recently discovered that Old Navy sizes, even if the tag says it’s the same as Gap sizes are, in fact, smaller. I vote for the Gap.

OK. I can understand how great the tagless T-shirt innovation is; you no longer have to worry about the tags irritating the back of your neck. But most tagless T’s, I’ve found, aren’t truly tagless. They sew the tags somewhere on the side seam where it’s difficult to find. Too bad this is where the washing instructions are! WTF?! And for the few tagless T’s I own in which the instructions are printed on the shirt itself, unfortunately, they fade after a while.

I remember when 3/4-sleeve shirts first became trendy back in oh . . . 1995? I wish this stupid trend would end, already. What is so wrong with having sleeves that go all the way down to your wrists? I mean, how hard is it to roll them up to 3/4 length? Really.