Christmas Specials Kill My TV Buzz

I can’t frickin’ stand these stupid Christmas Hallmark specials and other holiday specials that mean my shows are canceled that week! But what’s worse are the incredibly repetitive and obnoxious holiday sales ads whose jingles I can’t get out of my head. Two-day sale? Um, hello? That commercial for Carson’s two-day sale was last week. It’s been way more than two days since that sale ended. Oh, wait! Let’s just recycle the commercial for this week’s one-day sale with 50% off for seniors.