Tagless T’s and 3/4-Sleeve Shirts

OK. I can understand how great the tagless T-shirt innovation is; you no longer have to worry about the tags irritating the back of your neck. But most tagless T’s, I’ve found, aren’t truly tagless. They sew the tags somewhere on the side seam where it’s difficult to find. Too bad this is where the washing instructions are! WTF?! And for the few tagless T’s I own in which the instructions are printed on the shirt itself, unfortunately, they fade after a while.

I remember when 3/4-sleeve shirts first became trendy back in oh . . . 1995? I wish this stupid trend would end, already. What is so wrong with having sleeves that go all the way down to your wrists? I mean, how hard is it to roll them up to 3/4 length? Really.