Still Depend-ent

I’m still having a few accidents. Nothing major or anywhere near as bad as before, but it’s fucking annoying, and since I don’t want to take any chances, I’ve opted to continue using Depends instead of sanitary napkins. Besides, Ananke says i look “hawt” in Depends.

Brian bought another package, except guess what? These things come in different types, which we didn’t know! The ones he first bought me, and that I’m sporting in what mamazilla called “Depends porn,” are like Huggies Pull-Ups. Well, this other package contained actual adult-size baby diapers, with the sticky tabs on the sides and everything! No, no, no! “I’m a big kid now!”

Needless to say, Brian went back out and bought me the right kind. (l)

12 Responses to “Still Depend-ent”

  1. Aww…ain’t he a champ? My husband would rather go naked into the supermarket and buy beer than to walk in fully clothed and buy Depends. :p

    Even more reason to (l) Brian. :D

  2. mamazilla says:

    YEAH! DEPENDS PORN! BRING IT ON!

  3. Rain says:

    Depends porn **giggles**!

    Just stopping by to wish you a good week! :)

  4. Ananke says:

    You look totally hawt in those Depends! I’m telling you, we’re gonna see Naomi Campbell in those any day now. Probably as she’s getting arrested for assaulting someone. Else. ;)

  5. Barb says:

    KG, Brian is a total (*) champ (*) !!!

    mamazilla, you coined the phrase!

    Hi, Rain. Thanks for stopping by–and happy birthday to your son!

    Ananke, maybe they ought to incorporate Depends competitions in those lame Miss America, etc. pageants! What do you think? ;)

  6. jane says:

    No pics of the Huggies brand? I bet you’re a hotty in those too! I still like the idea from another commenter about suggesting to Depends they make these in colors. I’d like to suggest brown, or dark blue would be cool too. You’re a brave woman, Ms. Barb & I love you for it. Not as much as I love Angelo though. ;)
    Kudos to Brian for being such a good sport. (y)

  7. Barb says:

    jane, that’s what the link was for! Or do you mean the Huggies that I wear? Those are also made by Depends, actually. Different colors? Like pink for girls and blue for boys? :p

  8. jay says:

    Well thank goodness you can still laugh about it. I mean really, if you can’t laugh about it, what can you do?

  9. dan says:

    Any guy who goes into any pharmacy for a woman is a real find. :)

  10. Gladys says:

    LOL love your sense of humor in situations like these. ;)

  11. Robin says:

    That’s the sign of a good man, my boyfriend would do that for me too. I won’t tell you all the things my man has done for me that I’m pretty sure most men wouldn’t.

  12. Barb says:

    jay, exactly. Although I have to admit that before I was able to laugh about it, I did a lot of crying whining: “Why is this happening to me? I don’t understand! I’m sick of having all these accidents!” etc.

    dan, you’re absolutely right! Of course Brian has his faults, but one thing’s for sure–he isn’t insecure about his masculinity. (l)

    Thanks, Gladys! I think it’s what keeps me sane. Well, that and the Klonopin. :d

    Robin, I hear ya, sister. Good men are hard to find.