fortunately, as the good doctor determined earlier today, there’s nothing wrong with me down there that i need a colonoscopy or anything like that. however, i must now take Metamucil every morning. and no more candy, sweets (except fruit), gum, juice, pop, milk, mints, chocolate, or fried foods.
well, at least i can still have one coffee or tea a day. seriously, though, i’m relieved that it was nothing serious.
Okay, I had to click on the “down there” link. I swear, do guys get these problems? You aren’t alone, trust me. Tarzan actually suggested I get depends! ugh. It is such a hopeless feeling.
This blog isn’t public, right?
No chocolate?
None? *dies*
eat nesvita? but that would not help i think.
btw, jane-tarzan told me about your site.
*giggles*
Glad you’re ok – but….no chocolate? yikes!
ok, ok. when the doctor said, “No,” he told me that he didn’t really mean “no.” he meant like, not moderation, exactly, but probably less than moderate. if that makes sense. so it’s ok to have some of this stuff once in a while.
Laarni, nesvita? i’ll have to look that up. and thanks for stopping by!
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Ugh, metamucil is so gross, but I suppose it’s better than the alternative. My stepsister had to start taking it when she went on the Atkins diet
Just don’t let it settle in the glass, otherwise it forms this nasty gelatinous ooze at the bottom…
thanks for the heads up! there are even warnings on the bottle about choking on the stuff if you don’t drink it fast enough!
thanks for stopping by!