today’s episode of CSI: Cat Scene Investigation involved a curly ribbon from the gift bag Mom and Dad brought during their visit this past weekend.
i exited the bedroom and was southbound in the hallway when i noticed the 4 suspects tailing me because they hadn’t had breakfast. then i saw the evidence at my bare feet: a dark red curly ribbon in a pool of saliva. i headed west towards the kitchen to get paper towels to collect it. i nearly stepped in more evidence.
although i have 4 leads, i don’t know which one is the perpetrator. i witnessed one of them chewing on the ribbon last night, but can’t remember who. it doesn’t matter who did it because ingesting ribbon is dangerous to their health. the bag, curly ribbon and all, is now secure in the front closet.
case closed.
update, 4:54pm: case re-opened. a witness has come forward and claims it was Basil. case closed.