A Shitty Morning, Thanks to Hopper

when i sat at my desk this morning, i found that Hopper shit on it. it couldn’t have been because breakfast was late. i woke up earlier than usual, which meant they were fed earlier than usual. one of the boys must have been picking on her.

i grounded her from lounging on the desktop all morning like she likes to do after breakfast. as if that’ll do any good. crazy cats.

14 Responses to “A Shitty Morning, Thanks to Hopper”

  1. Marie says:

    Try having a puppy lol. Andy leaves me little presents all the time.

  2. dan says:

    One of our cats took a leak on part of my comic and magazine collection.

    Must not have liked em.

  3. Margaret says:

    Aw, I’m sorry! Bad Hopper, bad!
    Why do cats have to protest with their poo and piss? Why can’t they just, I don’t know, walk a picket line, or something???!!

  4. Mark says:

    Sorry, but you’ve just been tagged!

  5. KentuckyGirl says:

    Well, shit. LOL Bad kitty! If my Teddy had been there, he would have watched Hopper “go”. He’s like that you know. *squooshes the bad kitties*

  6. jane says:

    Hiya Barb! I’ve tagged you for a meme. Don’t hate!

  7. jane says:

    oh, i’m sorry you’ve made me laugh out loud. at least Hopper didn’t poop on your computer chair. Imagine if you would’ve at in that! Cheeta has chewed through Tarzan’s headset cord, the one he uses to play his XBOX. God forbid!
    I feel bad for your kitty if the boys were picking on her. meow

  8. c. s. bLitch says:

    At leasts when Moo pee’s he does in on the floor. Ew!!!!

  9. Mrshellonheels says:

    omg, I can’t even imagine that. but it is making me laugh hard

  10. barb says:

    Marie, good point.

    dan, please tell me they were bagged and boarded.

    Margaret, weren’t we just discussing this issue? middening.

    Mark, done.

    Kentucky, it’s because i mentioned kitty litter cake, i just know it. :)

    jane, see my reply to Mark above. :)

    jane again, also a good point. funny, i thought that earlier and about how mad i’d really be if i sat on it! but, she did shit on the covers last week–while i was asleep under them!

    bLitch, wait a sec–isn’t Moo a Yorkie? they couldn’t even jump onto a desk, so of course Moo pees on the floor!

    MHOH, if you want, i can take a picture next time.

  11. Joel says:

    I have never had a cat do that. (Knocking furiously on wood.)

    That reminds me of a saying which went around on the net about five or six years ago:

    “Subtle and strange are the ways of cats. Anger them and they pee on your keyboard.”

  12. barb says:

    Joel, well, Hopper once knocked over a gingerbread latte that spilled onto the keyboard. i’m typing on a new keyboard. :lol:

  13. Joel says:

    {Thanking Bast that his cats do not attack the desk}