A Shitty Morning, Thanks to Hopper
when i sat at my desk this morning, i found that Hopper shit on it. it couldn’t have been because breakfast was late. i woke up earlier than usual, which meant they were fed earlier than usual. one of the boys must have been picking on her.
i grounded her from lounging on the desktop all morning like she likes to do after breakfast. as if that’ll do any good. crazy cats.
Try having a puppy lol. Andy leaves me little presents all the time.
January 24, 2006 8:20 pm
One of our cats took a leak on part of my comic and magazine collection.
Must not have liked em.
January 25, 2006 5:36 am
Aw, I’m sorry! Bad Hopper, bad!
Why do cats have to protest with their poo and piss? Why can’t they just, I don’t know, walk a picket line, or something???!!
January 25, 2006 12:07 pm
Sorry, but you’ve just been tagged!
January 25, 2006 12:57 pm
Well, shit. LOL Bad kitty! If my Teddy had been there, he would have watched Hopper “go”. He’s like that you know. *squooshes the bad kitties*
January 25, 2006 1:44 pm
Hiya Barb! I’ve tagged you for a meme. Don’t hate!
January 25, 2006 5:23 pm
oh, i’m sorry you’ve made me laugh out loud. at least Hopper didn’t poop on your computer chair. Imagine if you would’ve at in that! Cheeta has chewed through Tarzan’s headset cord, the one he uses to play his XBOX. God forbid!
I feel bad for your kitty if the boys were picking on her. meow
January 25, 2006 6:39 pm
At leasts when Moo pee’s he does in on the floor. Ew!!!!
January 25, 2006 10:18 pm
omg, I can’t even imagine that. but it is making me laugh hard
January 25, 2006 11:55 pm
Marie, good point.
dan, please tell me they were bagged and boarded.
Margaret, weren’t we just discussing this issue? middening.
Mark, done.
Kentucky, it’s because i mentioned kitty litter cake, i just know it.
jane, see my reply to Mark above.
jane again, also a good point. funny, i thought that earlier and about how mad i’d really be if i sat on it! but, she did shit on the covers last week–while i was asleep under them!
bLitch, wait a sec–isn’t Moo a Yorkie? they couldn’t even jump onto a desk, so of course Moo pees on the floor!
MHOH, if you want, i can take a picture next time.
January 26, 2006 12:26 am
I have never had a cat do that. (Knocking furiously on wood.)
That reminds me of a saying which went around on the net about five or six years ago:
“Subtle and strange are the ways of cats. Anger them and they pee on your keyboard.”
January 26, 2006 12:35 am
Joel, well, Hopper once knocked over a gingerbread latte that spilled onto the keyboard. i’m typing on a new keyboard.
January 27, 2006 10:03 am
{Thanking Bast that his cats do not attack the desk}
January 30, 2006 3:18 pm
Joel, see this post.
January 31, 2006 12:11 am