A Surefire Way to Get Me Out of the House

Brian has figured it out. he left me a voice mail to say that he forgot to move the car. he had parked at a meter spot because all of the free spaces were taken up by the time he got home the other night.if you don’t move the car by 9am, you can get a ticket for not plugging the meter. we have several unpaid tickets as it is, and he was worried we’d get booted.because my sleep schedule is completely fucked up (bed at 6 or 7am, up around 3pm), i didn’t get the message ’til after 4 in the afternoon. you better believe i got my ass out the door to move the car.

i wonder if he planned this.