Tuesday Is Chooseday

Would you rather:

meet willy wonka OR ghandi? Ghandi. i don’t particularly care for Willy Wonka candy.
chug a full bottle of pepto-bismol OR drink two gallons of whole milk? Pepto-Bismol.
be on the receiving end of an atomic wedgie OR purple nurple? i don’t know. purple nurple?
watch a movie marathon of all of pauly shore’s films OR ian mckellen’s films? definitely ian mckellen. without a doubt.