If God Kills A Kitten When You Masturbate, Then…?

this is nothing new (found at Cliche Kitty), though i stumbled across it on someone’s blog while BlogClicking yesterday. (sorry, dude. i can’t remember your URL.)

anyway, it got me thinking. if God kills a kitten every time you masturbate, then it follows that God would kill a human every time a cat masturbates.

well, i must be one lucky human, because my cat Angelo masturbates with a blankie any chance he gets and i’m still alive. no, wait. no one can kill me. i’m blessed. i’m a Catholic.

and if you can name the movie those last three sentences are from, you’ll have my undying respect. (DIANE: do you recognize the blankie?)

February 24th, 2005 - 6:59 pm
Current Affairs/Pop Culture, Internet

Comments

Heh, that’s HILARIOUS… especially your reasoning behind God killing a human every time a cat masturbates, heh.

Comment by April
February 24, 2005 9:53 pm
Bad Lieutenant

Comment by Lewis Moten
February 24, 2005 11:24 pm
Lewis, you have my undying respect.

Comment by barb
February 25, 2005 1:12 am
whoa.
i feel… dirty.

Comment by mamazilla
February 25, 2005 4:13 pm
heh. probably not as dirty as i felt one morning when i woke up to find him “playing” with the blanket i was using!

Comment by barb
February 26, 2005 8:17 pm
I didn’t know about the movie, but I love the cute cat pictures. I’m sorry, but that is pretty friggen twisted! God killing a kitten for someone giving themselves pleasure and not forcing it on someone else, giving someone else a disease, or bringing an unwanted child into the world?

Comment by felinevamp
February 28, 2005 12:20 pm
Ish, way to go Angelo. Never thought flannel all that sexy myself…

Charlie (our cocker spaniel) used to enjoy himself with a large stuffed teddy bear my husband gave me. It was about 3 times his size, and it was rather disturbing. Teddy has to live in the basement now.

Comment by Diane
February 28, 2005 6:35 pm