Keeping Up with the Joneses
we finally replaced what was so wrongfully stolen from us months ago. in fact, we even upgraded from the old 8 or 10-gallon to a big, whopping, 32! i’d like to see you steal this one, dumbfucks!
February 15th, 2005 - 12:51 pm
The Neighborhood
The Neighborhood
Is your new one chained down? It’s big enough that someone might steal it in order to LIVE in it!
February 16, 2005 8:51 am
a good point, indeed, MJ. i thought about that. unfortunately, the way our very tiny porch is set up, the trash can isn’t close enough to the banister to chain it there.
i just don’t understand why anyone would steal such a thing.
February 16, 2005 11:22 am
your husband must have really good boxers.
February 18, 2005 1:55 am
In a totally opposite irony, we here in Minneapolis were mandated by the city last year that we had to use these new garbage cans from the city. They provided the carts for free, so no big deal. However we then had 1 city-approved can and two old cans, and we in our wildest dreams are not that, pardon the saying, trashy.
But how do you throw away a garbage can, when the new rule is, only garbage that fits in the new can can be thrown away? (I know, mindbender, like that “tree falls in the forest” or “which came first, chicken or egg” thing…)
So I only wished someone had been around to take those old trash cans off our hands. Maybe you can leave a note for your thief…
February 22, 2005 6:17 pm