- have a severe food allergy to salt OR sugar?
i have a huge sweet tooth, so i’ll take the allergy to salt, thanks. - have skin that feels like tanned leather OR suede?
tanned leather is stiff and takes a long time to break in, whereas the texture of suede is already soft. i like having soft skin. - have your picture posted on the evening news as a suspected flasher OR as a suspected peeping tom?
if my picture was going to be on the news no matter what, then i’d rather be accused of being a flasher. i wouldn’t have anything to hide! lol
- lick the underside of a slug once OR suck the teat of a cow’s udder for ten seconds?
assuming that it’s an average slug–not Jabba the Hutt’s size–i’d like the slug. it would take a lot less than 10 seconds.
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