Chicago Living Tip No. 16

do you ever board a crowded bus or train and find that the only vacant seat is occupied by some ass whose backpack, bag, or whatever is on the empty seat beside him/her? (this happens with the comfy chairs at coffeehouses, too, which is what’s inspiring this tip.)

be assertive! plant yourself in the aisle right next to the seat and nicely, but loudly enough for everyone to hear, say, "excuse me." works every time.