More Frickin’ Thieves
Brian decided to repaint the kitchen cabinets earlier this summer. A three-panel room divider and folding step stool were stored in the 4″ or so of space between one wall and the fridge. He set these on the back porch, near our garbage can.
A few weeks after the underwear theft, someone stole the room divider and the garbage can! We didn’t care about the former–we were planning to trash it anyway. But the latter–who would steal a trash can?
It was just one of those plastic Rubbermaid garbage cans with a lid. It wasn’t brand new, it was dirty, and there was trash in it! WTF? I can understand someone stealing underwear, sort of, but a trash can?
Not only that, they left the step stool. What kind of thief leaves one of three available items to steal? Why not take it all? Dumbfucks.
The Neighborhood


